if u and ur best friend’s relationship isn’t constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are u really friends
I'm Todd. This is my life bundled up and packaged semi-coherently. And yeah... I'm fun and you should love me.
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if u and ur best friend’s relationship isn’t constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are u really friends
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
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Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
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